MITSFS meeting called to order, 17:00 SST, January 28, 2000
Aaron Ucko, pseudo-skinner, presiding (``Where's our Jenwa?'' -- JM)
John Carr, pseudo-onseck (what's Natasha's excuse this week?)
Motion: dream of electric cattle prods [JH]. Fails 6-8-4+Spehn. Jamie exclaims ``Dick Sucks!''
Motion to rename ``Jourcomm'' to ``Jourcomm Officer'' fails 7-15-Spehn.
Panthercomm [JH] requests that review books get tags. By this he means that star chamber members should learn to recognize review books.
Mobcomm [JFC]: no new books.
Mopcomm [JFC]: the muddy floor is now dirty, a great improvement. (``The library was being terraformed'' says Jamie.)
Officecomm [AMU]: We're probably not getting more space.
Jourcomm [YAN]: posters exist, email sent. The posters feature a 13-fingered motie. Pseudo-jourcomm: submit! Jourcomm: especially if you can draw.
Pseudo-pianocomm: armenard is lame. Justin is lame.
Pseudo-analogcomm: new hours request in new envelope.
IAP happened. The MITSFS IAP guide entry and marathon slide did not happen. Natasha didn't get a shelf. The star chamber is lame.
Locus acked our life subscription.
AMU is lame.
T.C. Skinner is not dead. Yet.
Usual motions, etc.
A semi-large but sub-Shultz donation is coming.
Motion: no new business. Passes 8-1-5+Spehn. In spite of the motion, the meeting continues with more new business.
The February Asimov's has a cute story about a Harvard person and a redneck Cthulhu cult.
The Fetish Flea Fair (?) is tomorrow. Yevgeniya says ``great minds think in parallel gutters.''
``John Carr is turning into Sam Hartman'' -- JH
``Some day we'll have a skinner back...'' -- JM
Motion: ``this picture'' -- JPM. Passes 12-5-10+Spehn. The picture contained a banana so...
Meeting adjourned 17:35 SST.