MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jenwa Hsung, President and Skinner, presiding. Natasha Olchanski is the Onseck.
Minutes read.
M: approve last week's minutes as banana colored. Fails 3-9-4 +Spehn.
BING!
Mobcomm: getting new books in time to fill new bookshelf coming soon.
Jourcomm: posters exist. Lots of hypothetical submissions, but no actual ones.
M: commend Yevgenia for working on peapole she has. 12-0-1 +Spehn.
Bingcomm: skinner is unsatisfied by quality of bings.
Pseudo-Hasslecomm: the hasslecomm shelf continues to fill up.
BING!
Phil Starr is not around.
The term is not as new as it was last week.
Jade is getting older.
The usual happens.
BING!
Motion to condemn the skinner for holding back her powers. Passes 13-1-5 +Spehn.
We are getting a subscription to "Absolute Magnitude."
Motion to eliminate office of the skinner fails by skinnerial decree.
Motion to commend John for knowing the difference between electricity, magnetism, and gravity. Passes 8-5-1 +Spehn.
BING!
Jamie has suspicious documents.
The world will end.
We are special.
Motion to take over the male lavatory. Passes unanimously except for Spehn.
Motion to commend J for knowing that everything particular is bad. Passes 4-1-1 +Spehn.
Motion to give Lissa, Yevgenia, and Armenard a banana. Fails 4-0-3 +Spehn.
Miller motion. Fails.
Second Miller motion. Chickens 7-0-14 +Spehn.
J makes more banana motions than all the rest of MITSFS put together. Passes.
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.