MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jenwa Hsung, President and Skinner, presiding. Natasha Olchanski is the Onseck.
Minutes read.
M: commend minutes for saying "the meeting got back on crack." Passes.
BING!
Jadecomm: Jade is wearing a nice new shiny blue plastic... hairthingie.
MITSFScomm: Where is everyone? It's raining- they probably melted.
Crackcomm: apologies for the quality of the last shipment.
M: not to accept apologies. Chickens.
Some motion passes 10-0-0 +Spehn. (Mandatory practice in binging to weed out inappropriate prentices.)
Jourcomm: Zine should happen this term.
M: to not have Yevgenia try to die anytime soon. 10-0-9 +Spehn. (As long as she doesn't do it in the library and spurt blood.)
M: say hi to Natasha's brother. Passes.
M: commend Yevgenia for training AMU well. Chickens.
Natasha: "I know something Natashacomm doesn't know- my birthday is today."
M: ritually embarrass Onseck. 19-4-1 +Spehn. Happy birthday song duly sung loudly and almost out of key.
BING!
JFC is old. Chickens 0-0-5 +Spehn.
People talk about age. There are people older than Jay.
M: condemn JM for arranging books so that the Gor books are only partially chained up. Passes.
JFC: "Free John Norman!"
BING!
Wave of emptiness is going around.
"Remain calm and soon there will be lemon scented napkins."
BING!
M: to prevent JFC from ever taking off his shoes in a meeting. Passes.
JFC: "But my socks have the strength of ten."
Do they read? No, they reek.
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.