MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jenwa Hsung, President and Skinner, presiding. Natasha Olchanski is the Onseck.
Minutes read.
No motions concerning minutes. Chickens.
Apathycomm: yay.
M: approve last week's minutes as pleasing to Onseck by own admission. Passes.
BING!
Jadecomm: "Jade is allergic to soft liquor; she should be tested for hard liquor." (Jay)
JM: "A hangover is not technically an allergic reaction."
M: sing happy birthday to Jenwa. Chickens.
Pseudo-hasslecomm: Hasslecomm shelf is about to overflow.
M: for everyone to stare as Stephany. Passes.
Natashacomm: still working on the "juicy" report. Mission to Mars sucks.
BING!
Talk about how to film the building of a pyramid.
M: give Jade the power to do that. Passes 9-8-5 +Spehn.
JM: "She could wake up and discover that she put a pyramid on the great dome."
WDS: Secret Agent Man really sucked.
JFC: Empty shelfwave is dying out.
JM: processed some of some donation.
Usual motion, usual result, usual apathy.
BING!
Yevgenia arrives.
Jade: "We should kill her for being late."
M: regurgitate what's left of Aaron into a banana. Chickens.
JFC: we have a special shelf for tiny books, like pocket dictionary and bibles.
BING!
We have four unlame prentices- wow!
Yevgenia should do some library work in addition to Jourcomm. Yevgenia: "I could bring a gun and kidnap Jenwa."
Pseudo-picniccomm: do we have a Picniccomm? Oops...
M: serve lots of bananas at picnic. Chickens 6-0-7 +Spehn.
M: get Jade smashed on banana vodka. 22-0-1 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.