MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jenwa Hsung, President and Skinner, presiding. Natasha Olchanski is the Onseck.
Minutes read.
M: commend minutes for being carefully observed. Fails, lack of second. (Some people are actually doing work! Gasp!)
BING!
Pseudo-panthercomm: has a lot of work.
Mobcomm: got 3 new hardcovers.
Pseudo-hasslecomm: has a lot of work. (Only a few hundred books to be covered!)
LHE: phone bill problem is fixed. Yay! Several people to deal with changed- the current one seems to suck less than some of the others. Some books' problems got fixed.
M: commend LHE and Onseck for having their minds in the sewer. Passes unanimously.
Jadecomm: Jade is wearing a nice clear plastic barrette.
Natashacomm: RSN.
M: have Natasha give an interim report. Passes.
Onseck: "I became a US citizen yesterday." (Commended for not being a communist anymore.)
JM: "Are you a capitalist?" NO: "I buy things..." JM: "Do you use a credit card?" NO: "Yes..." JM: "Extra capitalist points for credit cards."
JFC: "Even though jhawk is in Australia he is bidding for books."
M: Something about bananas. Chickens.
BING!
M: condemn skinner for lying. Fails by skinnerial decree.
Onseck: "No, I'm gonna lie about that."
M: condemn someone for aiding and abetting space crunch in the library.
Jade: "Never fly to Chicago." Why? "Because you can never get there."
BING!
Jade: "Let's paint the checkbook invisible." (And the checks clear.) Passes.
JM: "Any progress with prentices?" JWH: "Unclear."
Maybe we should give Stephanie a different project.
MITSFS got a letter: "Isn't it time you found a job you love" from the Department of Retardation.
M: to hurry the future. Chickens 2-0-5 +Spehn.
BING!
M: to banana banana banana.
M: to commend Jade and Jay for canceling each other out.
M: something about Jay, Jade, and bananas. Passes unanimously.
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.