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MITSFS meeting minutes

Friday, March 31, 2000

MITSFS meeting called to order, 17:00 SST, March 31, 2000

Jenwa Hsung, president and skinner, wearing a slit skirt, presiding

John Carr, pseudo-onseck (``thank you, John'')


Commend minutes for being ambiguous. No second.

Commend pseudo-onseck for emulating the onseck. No second.

Gratuitous failing banana motions fill the rest of the meeting but are not recorded individually.


Committee Reports

LHE[JPW]: Yay! The books are up to date! Do we have money? She thinks so, but what does that have to do with the books?

Jourcomm[YN]: After delays, Yevgeniya met with Jen on sunday. There is a suggestion that she extract Jen's brain with a sword.

Jadecomm[JFC]: Jade's hair thing is a red constrictor this week. Jade hides her hair.

Mobcomm[JFC]: Discussion of getting new books. The Space-Crime Continuum is on vacation. We should get books for ``campus preview weekend'' which starts next Thursday. Open house will bring prefrosh to MITSFS next Saturday. Keyholders willing to talk to prefrosh should come help.

Pseudo-panthercomm: Panthercomm is lame and they will regret it.

Pianocomm: Stephanie is doing hasslecomm! We have three active prentices. (Yevgeniya whines.) No, four!

Old Business

New donation and several old donations are unprocessed.

We still have a new keyholder.

No more old business!

New Business

Ben Bova lecture Monday.

Future Business

$1.2\mu = 1 {\rm eV}$. This will still be true in the future.

Miller Motion. Fails!

Miller Motion. Fails! BING!

Motion: Replace UA candidate with a banana. Passes 8-0-5+Spehn.

Meeting adjourned 17:20 SST.