MITSFS meeting called to order, 17:00 SST, March 31, 2000
Jenwa Hsung, president and skinner, wearing a slit skirt, presiding
John Carr, pseudo-onseck (``thank you, John'')
Commend minutes for being ambiguous. No second.
Commend pseudo-onseck for emulating the onseck. No second.
Gratuitous failing banana motions fill the rest of the meeting but are not recorded individually.
LHE[JPW]: Yay! The books are up to date! Do we have money? She thinks so, but what does that have to do with the books?
Jourcomm[YN]: After delays, Yevgeniya met with Jen on sunday. There is a suggestion that she extract Jen's brain with a sword.
Jadecomm[JFC]: Jade's hair thing is a red constrictor this week. Jade hides her hair.
Mobcomm[JFC]: Discussion of getting new books. The Space-Crime Continuum is on vacation. We should get books for ``campus preview weekend'' which starts next Thursday. Open house will bring prefrosh to MITSFS next Saturday. Keyholders willing to talk to prefrosh should come help.
Pseudo-panthercomm: Panthercomm is lame and they will regret it.
Pianocomm: Stephanie is doing hasslecomm! We have three active prentices. (Yevgeniya whines.) No, four!
New donation and several old donations are unprocessed.
We still have a new keyholder.
No more old business!
Ben Bova lecture Monday.
. This will still be true in the future.
Miller Motion. Fails!
Miller Motion. Fails! BING!
Motion: Replace UA candidate with a banana. Passes 8-0-5+Spehn.
Meeting adjourned 17:20 SST.