MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jenwa Hsung, President and Skinner, presiding. Natasha Olchanski is the Onseck.
Minutes read.
M: Jade! 8-4-3 +Spehn. AMU: "I'm afraid of Jade!"
BING!
M: gavel the camera. Fails 4-10-5 +Spehn.
People who are annoying: it's Laurie Ward's fault that we aren't getting paper statements- she didn't feel like getting them so she stopped all student group statements.
Pianocomm: Armenard finished his keyholder project.
Dead body alert! TZ had another victim.
M: condemn cuteness in the library. Chickened 4-5-18 +Spehn. JPW: "I'm scared of cuteness!" (Being cute.)
Same motion that does nothing chickens.
Pianocomm: we want freshman (that we'd like) now!
M: shut up! Chickens ?-12-2 +Spehn.
Pseudo-picniccomm: Jhawk saw Hal and and invited him to picnic- though it's unclear whether he will make it because of proximity to Mother's Day.
Stranglecomm: kill Martin for playing with slinky. WDS: "No, I'm not opposed, just slow." Passes 14-2-6 +Spehn.
M: commend Jenwa for remembering the books that she put there so that she wouldn't forget them. 6-4-? +Spehn. Chickens.
"Secret ninja books!" (Justin)
M: there's lots of old bananas in the world. Chickens.
BING!
JPW: "I'll be old. Oh, wait, that's future business."
JWH: "But we can move to future business."
JPW (threatening tone): "No one has anything to say, right?"
BING!
JWH: The ASA meeting about our rooms (and additional rooms) happened- no progress- not getting any more space any time soon. "LSC sucks!"
Some motion.
M: there will always be bananas. 14-4-6 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1725 SST.