MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SDT, John Carr, Pseudo-President and Skinner, presiding. Ed Keyes is the Pseudo-Onseck.
There has been a coup! Coop!
Shelf collapsed, minutes read.
M: minutes as stunningly accurate, better than Planet 9. 4-0-1 +Spehn.
Sandman approves too.
BING!
Apathycomm: Yay.
Pseudo-pianocomm: might have time soon.
Pseudo-hasslecomm: more books. Some Gor processed. Do we have a circulating Gor set yet?
Pseudo-plantcomm: plastic and buckets and water, oh my! Greenhouses and mildew?
Bluebellcomm: caught up, yay!
BING!
Graduations, now officially old and lame.
M: British Museum should return Rosetta Stone and pay fine. 6-0-0 +Spehn.
M: Carthage must fall! (Or be destroyed, friendly amendment.) 5-0-0 +Spehn. Carthago delenda est!
Was it Cato? Minor discussion of Roman history. "It was some dead Latin guy."
BING!
Carthageland, a recreated theme park by Disney, Connection to Norman Spinrad, Elf Princess Rane. "Please do not feed the ancestors."
BING!
Some time the officers will reappear, we hope.
M: late fees for late officers. 7-0-0 +Spehn.
"Pseudo-skinner has no time machine at all, it's just a bloody clock." Starlight will never die!
Resurrection powers of the typical god? Avatars to form a soccer team... Vishnu, Yahweh. Who's the goalie? "Would make a cool anime series."
Was Jesus an avatar or a prophet? And what were his stats?
M: boring boring boring, with a banana on top! 4-0-5 +Spehn.
M: pass the previous motion. 4-0-4 +Spehn.
M: pummel to death with bananas. 5-4-0 +Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1715 SST.