MIT Science Fiction Society

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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, July 14, 2000




MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Stephanie, Pseudo-Skinner and LHE, presiding. [Unknown] is the Pseudo-Onseck.

Minutes read.

Motion to condemn minutes for lack of bings.

Motion to condemn pseudo-onseck for making a motion re: minutes.

Motion to matrix vote.

JM becomes pseudo-Pentiumcomm. Motions fail, as determinant is -54.

BING!

Committee Reports

Dex: inventory in a week. Be there!

Hasslecomm sez: books were processed.

Panthercomm sez: books were processed.

Apathycomm sez: new Harry Potter book is misdated, but we don't care enough to fix it.

Bwa-ha-ha-to-panthercomm-comm sez: we got another big donation, this one from the original Analogcomm.

BING!

Old Business

Pseudo-skinner is held together with safety pins.

Motion to commend LHE for being safe.

Alum newsletter RSN. Really. We mean it this time.

Motion to commend pseudo-onseck for being tabula rasa. 4-3-2 +Spehn.

Old MIT alum (Robert Laundes) has willed us a collection of 40s and 50s fanzines.

Discussion of the X-men movie.

The president is in China. She misses the US.

Bruce Miller is skiing in Colorado.

Usual motion, usual second, BING! usual result.

Hey, we skipped the usual debate.

BING!

New Business

Move to say hi to new people. Passes 9-0-0 +Spehn.

BING!

Future Business

Move to feed members bananas to increase lethargy. 7-0-5 +Spehn.



Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.




Respectfully submitted,
[Unknown], Pseudo-Onseck