MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jade Wang, President and Skinner, presiding. Ed Keyes is the Onseck.
Ed is commended for reading the minutes. BING! BING!
Jourcomm: We're hosed, but posters coming soon. Stories are a ``yay'', drawings better, and reviews even better. Some stories from the files don't actually suck. New list of books to review.
Motion: Make Jourcomm do everything during finals. Fails by Skinnerial decree.
Mobcomm: Trying to get books soon. Pick-up on October 22?
Pseudo-Mobcomm: Victor Hugo may give us store credit for our for-sale books. Shitloads of Anthony for pennies apiece. Books would be better if they could teleport.
Motion: Move on to the real part of the meeting. Chickens 7-4-8+Spehn. ``We fear reality.''
Motion: Move on to the complex part of the meeting. Chickens 9-1-12+Spehn. ``You're just imagining it.'' Groans all around.
Something about Albanians and geopolitics.
Pseudo-Pianocomm: Magdexing powerhouse in progress.
Motion: Abuse the processing power of Foley. Passes 14-0-5+Spehn. BING!
Motion: Use his power only for evil. Appears to fail 7-10-7+Spehn, ``but it chickens, dammit!''
``Chaotic neutral, chaotic neutral!'' ``Punish yourself harshly.''
Pseudo-Panthercomm: Too many confused Trek books.
Motion: Confiscate all the money used to publish bad Trek books. Passes 12-0-3+Spehn.
``Wait for the bing...'' BING!
``She didn't say `Skinner says'...''
Buffy delayed because of the Olympics.
Olympics, bad vault set-up, people fell. Oops.
``Run run run, bounce, little horsey-thing, land.''
Motion: Commend the Skinner for being overenthusiastic with blindfolds. Passes 20-0-7+Spehn.
Panthercomm books regenerated after being processed.
Old shelves available for us to take now, yay!
``We can finally decompress the W's.''
Usual motion, usual second, usual apathy.
Soon an expedition to grab shelves. Will involve Jade grunting, panting, and wheezing... Be sure to take pictures, or a tape recorder. Needed for permanent membership.
What? Vice has purpose?
New stuff on Skinner shelf to be processed. Supposed to be a note on the bulletin board...
Minicult: Walgreens will no longer be selling singing fish, but now lobsters instead. Loudmouth Louie Lobster.
Talking to french fries. Speaker to spuds.
Motion: Something about talking over Vice. Chickens 0-6-7+Spehn.
Motion: Previous Vice to punish current Vice. Passes lot-4-0+Spehn.
Motion: Make Aaron even more uncomfortable... with a melon? Passes 4-0-1+Spehn.
Time warp to Old Business... Neel agreed it was appropriate to kill him for Scotch-taping the keyholder desk.
Motion: Know fear and stuff. Chickens 2-0-3+Spehn.
Motion: Bow in silence to Yevgeniya, so she can speak. 7-1-3+Spehn.
Motion: Laugh at previous motion's concept. 3-5-7+Spehn.
Motion: Have a matrix vote. 5.5-2-10.5+Spehn.
Pseudo-Pentiumcomm reports determinant as +214, all motions pass.
Discussion of Tech photos.
BING! BING! ``Wait for Future Business!''
Things Jade could do to be photogenic.
Strobe photo of person's head being hit by gavel.
Motion: Someone has to make a banana motion because Jade has to leave soon. Passes infinity-0-10+Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1810 SST.