MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jade Wang, President and Skinner, presiding. Ed Keyes is the Onseck.
Motion: Commend this Onseck for being faster than the previous two combined. ``We fear speed.'' Passes 6-0-5+Spehn.
``That's not a xylophone, that's my wife!''
Jourcomm: Posters exist, yay. Moties recycled with the same number of fingers.
Theftcomm: New book list updated, including Telzey and Trigger.
Pseudo-Panthercomm: Shelf regenerated again. Darn overflow. Hopefully the last box.
``Give me committee reports!''
Motion: Condemn Jadecomm for not remembering crucial report. Passes 13-0-1+Spehn.
Jadecomm: Finally she processed two-year-old stuff on the Skinner shelf.
``There's even comic stuff there!''
Pseudo-Pianocomm: Prentices are hosed. One box left for Foley. ``Foley is cool!''
Motion: Condemn Skinner for being greedy. ``That was commend, wasn't it?'' Passes 12-1-2+Spehn.
Motion: Commend Stephanie for distracting Skinner. Passes infinity-0-0+Spehn.
Only one circulating banana.
Jamie proceeds to list ALL the banana-related things in the Library.
Motion: Condemn Chancellor for this. Fails by Skinnerial decree.
Letter for Paula Jacobson signed, yay.
``Shelves! Shelves! Shelves! Yay, shelves!''
They still need some cleaning.
Now we have holders for the long pieces of metal which can hold books!
Motion: Commend the Skinner for having a new hole in her neck. Fails ``cause it fails''.
Motion: Condemn Skinner for being demanding. Passes 7-1-0+Spehn. (Something involved the Telzey here but the Onseck is confused.)
Motion: Get Skinner a banana because she's hungry. Motion kind of hangs there at 9-9-3+Spehn.
Okay for us to use the AirPort in SIPB.
``If you'd turned your head faster, you could have killed John.''
Motion: Commend Skinner for strength of containment devices. Passes 12-0-3+Spehn.
Skinner is still hungry and louder.
ET dinner mob maybe next week.
Time warp to Old Business. A member from the 70's came in, but didn't notice we were in a new room because it's as crowded as before. Didn't notice the gavel and block either... when did they come? Used to have a wooden gavel and block.
Motion: Make a motion concerning a banana. Passes lots-1-3+Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1735 SST.