MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jade Wang, President and Skinner, presiding. Ed Keyes is the black-clad Onseck.
Minutes read. There were no motions regarding the reading of the minutes. The Onseck threw a dirty look at Apathycomm.
BING!
Panthercomm: Did lots of work, lots of stuff got processed.
There followed a confused discussion about updating the labels on the Keyholder Board.
Alohalenscomm: We have prints of various photos, including one of Yevgeniya hugging a door.
Bluebellcomm: Is covering a book as we speak. And making a horrible botch of it, too.
Pseudo-Pianocomm: Would Pianocomm like to say something?
Pianocomm: Foley's a keyholder now.
[Jamie] ``He looks just like that drawing except three-dimensional.''
Jadecomm: Need to issue Foley his robes for the worship ceremony. The Keyholder Notes now say, ``Thou shalt worship me.''
Motion: Approve the Skinner for being explicit. Passes $12-$0-$0+Spehn.
What money do they use in Spain? Liras, spainos, and rubles were proposed.
Motion: Send a special ambassador to Spain to find out what they use. ``What they use for what?'' Passes something-nothing-nothing+Spehn.
BING!
Discussion of aging effects. Realizing that we're already as old as we were going to be in the year 2000.
Motion: Condemn the young people! Passes infinity-3-2+Spehn.
Waiting for the Alumni Office to get back to us. Ugh, cliffhangers.
[Jamie] ``You can hang my cliff anytime.''
BING!
A slightly new reimbursement form, with our address on it now. Is that a new font, or just bad old copying masquerading as bold? It needs a banana-shaped watermark, or perhaps a font composed of bananas.
Bluebellcomm is still attempting to cover the book.
Jade says something about cute dragons. ``It's cute, that's all that matters.''
The safe is now officially ``The Sacks'' after Robert Sacks, who recently passed away. He was responsible for setting up our library fund and more than a little responsible for its growth, including right up to the end, with a final donation made through his life insurance policy.
The Onseck attempts to record the next part of the meeting, but all that comes out is a loud BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! courtesy of the MITSFS Minutes Censoring Bureau.
Motion: Approve all MITSFS minutes, past and present, as being inappropriate. Chickens 4-0-4+Spehn.
``I'm not wearing any pants, film at 11:00.'' Discussion of Jade's clothes.
Our door got painted, including the parts you never see. A call for a tall person to replace our sign. Discussion of lighting inside and outside the Library.
A MITSFS entry was submitted for the upcoming printed IAP guide.
BING!
A donation will be picked up tomorrow.
[John] ``We can't end the meeting before I finish this book. I did a really bad job, but I'm sticking with it.''
Discussion of the new Vice pictures. ``Wow, you look like Jayhawk!''
No one is seconding anything, despite several golden opportunities.
Motion: Have a motion with a banana and just get this over with. Passes 10-2-6+Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1720 SST. ``And I sort of like almost finished the book.''