MITSFS meeting minutes
December 15, 2000


MITSFS meeting called to order, really late 17:00 SST, December 15, 2000

Jade Wang, President and Skinner (``We are all grateful. I lie sometimes.'')

John Carr, re-pseudo-onseck (``I didn't say that; let's wait for Ed.'')

pt CLANK! pt

The minutes of the previous meeting were read.

There is a discussion of inventorying Jade's organs, at least the external ones.

Motion to commend the minutes as an exquisite mix of Ed and John passes 4-0-1+Spehn.

BING! pt

Committee Reports

Jade thrusts the gavel between her legs. Jamie is disturbed.

Mobcomm[JFC]: We have a few new hardcovers.

Mobcomm$_2$[JFC]: Mobcomm run RSN.

Skinner report: Jade will do anything after next Monday. JFC calls Tuesday. (pseudo-onseck log, December 19 2000: Tuesday came and Jade refused.)

BING! pt

Old Business

JFC: I see shelves.

JM: Rearrangement soon. He has a workaround. Some shelf holders will be discarded.

Jade's chair is shedding.

Jade's hair thing is irresistable.

Motion to commend Bill for avoiding a bad pun passes, 6-0-Spehn.

BING! pt

New Business

There is a new pile of about 450 donated books awaiting Star Chamber processing before it hits panthercomm. Somehow, this leads to a discussion about when fines increased from 10 to 25 cents per book per day. JM digs into the VGG drawer to investigate.

BING! pt

Future Business

Alohalenscomm will be taking pictures of books.

WDS activates the device and cleans up the mess Jade made on the floor.

Motion: Comdemn skinner for not being housebroken. Passes 5-0-Spehn. The inverse skinner rule is applied to negate the word ``not.''

Term over, people gone soon.

Will we have meetings the next two weeks? Probably.

The skinner will, in the future, have enough life force to balance one foot on the other.

JFC tells the story of a drug bust caused by the inability of Massachusetts police to distinguish a gun and a banana.

Motion to pay off the CPs so they don't come after us for our bananas fails 3-4-1+Spehn.

Jade forgot how to do homogeneous and particular solutions of differential equations. ``No term is complete until I've been laughed at by a TA.''

The pseudo-onseck's finger is sore.

Miller motion! Failed by Bill before the vote. Failed by the skinner after the vote, 2-3-2+Spehn.

Miller motion! Passes a bunch-0-1+Spehn.

Meeting adjourned 18:15 SST (18:15 EST)

Respectfully submitted,
John Carr, re-pseudo-onseck