MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Jade Wang, President and Skinner, presiding. Ed Keyes is the prodigal Onseck.
Motion: Note that the minutes were inaccurately read. This motion was not seconded and thus ordinarily wouldn't have been recorded, but...
Motion: Instruct the Onseck to record the motion anyway. Passes 15-3-1+Spehn.
Motion: Commend the Skinner for remembering how to count after Christmas break. Fails 5-7-2+Spehn.
Pseudo-Coofcomm: Our cunning plan to misdirect the Columbia University Science Fiction Society has apparently succeeded.
Jadecomm: Jade's back, wearing an old hair thingy.
Motion: The Skinner is very entertaining. Passes 19-0-3+Spehn.
Mobcomm: We got lots of hardcovers.
Pseudo-Bluebellcomm: Bluebellcomm has been lame, or absent, or both.
Jourcomm: By end of IAP.
Pseudo-Plantcomm: (Hefts a battery in stoic silence.)
Discussion of the back of the minutes, which are some kind of book catalog. In future years, the scrap-paper backs of the minutes will provide a treasure-trove of archaeological information.
Motion: Other people need to be entertaining. Passes ``because I said so'', otherwise known as Skinnerial decree.
Committeereportcomm: No more committee reports to report.
There are lots of new members. At least three... no, two. Well, maybe one and a half.
``Do couples often shove fifty dollars in your face?''
The Skinner paid a fine, even though she had fine credit. Can fine credit be redeemed for valuable prizes? A permanent membership, perhaps, although that would just get the Skinner a photo of herself.
It's IAP now. There's a new schedule, although it's pretty sparse and mostly crossed-off.
Motion: Bing. The motion was not seconded, but it happens anyway.
[Jade] ``I needed an excuse to bing.'' Jade missed her gavel over break, everybody says ``awwww...''
Motion: Commend John for his diligence (in preventing a member from checking out a new hardcover). Chickens 3-4-6+Spehn.
There follows a weird discussion of fifty dollars, gavels, threesomes, couples, etc. Don't ask.
Next month John will be one third of a century old.
The CUSFS delegation finally shows up.
Pseudo-Coofcomm: They're here.
Marcus is still old, though he denies it.
The shelves are still here. Calls to put this report into the ALGOL to save time.
Motion: Have the Skinner chain/entertain us again. Not seconded, in part because of confusion about whether the motion involved chains or not.
Jay actually had some old business after all. It is remarked that the business will probably still be old next week.
We need to unwedge Jamie to fix the shelves. The fifty dollars might help. Or we could collapse the Internet economy, thus firing him from his job so he has time to deal with the shelves.
Motion: Appoint John as the Committee to Unwedge Jamie. Passes 10-3-2+Spehn.
Pseudo-Pianocomm: There is no sign of prentices, but we have a can of Pledge to clean the library now. It's on the random crap/Skinner shelf.
``If you find them and threaten them, they will come.'' This is of course in reference to locating prentices.
Discussion of VGG spelling. The Onseck resists trying to put that into the minutes without looking it up.
Motion: Commend John for being the worst offender. Passes 17-0-1+Spehn.
Mobcomm: There's a big box coming Sunday from the Space-Crime Continuum. We'll need lots and lots of money.
Discussion of the financial form the LHE has been resolutely ignoring. Turns out a different one is needed. This is produced and signed.
Motion: Bing right now! (The form was on the gavel block at that instant.) Passes by Skinnerial decree.
We need pens full of blood. The Onseck is chastized for not having any of them. Special astronaut's pressurized blood pens are requested.
The Ucko donation has arrived. Discussion of how to make this appropriate for future business. Perhaps in the future someone will record this donation on the donation sheet.
What's the RDA of Jamie? The LD/50? ``That depends on the method of ingestion.''
Jade insists on changing the subject. ``I'll just bing repeatedly until you shut up.''
Motion: Determine the LD/50 of bananas. Passes 5-0-3+Spehn, even though there are numerous outcries of protest at the vote tally.
Meeting adjourned, 1800 SST.