MITSFS meeting called to order, 1715 SST, Jade Wang, President and Skinner, presiding. Ed Keyes is the it's-spring-break? Onseck.
Minutes read.
Motion: Condemn the minutes for implying that the shelf construction had ``ouch''es in it. The tongues of the workers were of course removed as a safety precaution. Passes 5-0-mmmmph+Spehn.
BING!
John isn't here so silence reigns.
BING!
There's a bunch of new shelving in the circulating room from building some of the Aurora shelves. The new hardcover space is being distributed.
Jade's parents are coming tonight to take her away. To Cape Cod. As an escape from her thesis.
Motion: Have Jadecomm steal a trick from Stranglecomm by calling up Jade at 3:00 am to remind her about her thesis. Passes 3-0-1+Spehn.
Jade requests that someone she doesn't like be assigned this task, so that she won't feel bad when she kills them.
BING!
Damnation Alley is now close to re-opening.
A member is still interested in helping to repair books but has been unable to contact the Surgeon.
BING!
[Jade] ``In the future we will eat cheesecake... raspberry cheesecake.''
[Jamie] ``The road to hell is paved with raspberry cheesecake... You might have wondered why it was so squishy.''
There will be a lot of pre-frosh on campus next week, so Jade is escaping. [Jade] ``All my pent-up sarcasm gets wasted on you guys.''
Motion: Send a contingent of pre-frosh with banana-raspberry cheesecake to Stanford to harass Jade. Passes 5-1-0+Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1735 SST.