MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Ed Keyes, President and Skinner, presiding. Everyone in the room had some lame excuse for why they couldn't possibly be Pseudo-Onseck, and the Skinner's mind-control powers were at low ebb.
Minutes were read by the Skinner. Not aloud, though... that's just what they'd be expecting...
The rest of the meeting took place in a strange land where there was no permanent record of its alternately poignant and hilarious happenings.
However, I'm pretty sure that projectile vomiting was involved.
Meeting adjourned, 1749 SST.