Meeting Called to order at 1700 SST, Ed Keyes, president and skinner, presiding. Andrew Clough is the punctual Onseck.
The Minutes are read, such as they are.
Motion: ``I don't have anything to say without ``banana'' in it.'' Fails 4-2-8+Spehn.
Motion: ``Commend the minutes as read with a goatee.'' Passes 7-0-1+Spehn.
Mobcomm: The books just keep coming, I can't stop them.
Skinner: ``If it doesn't look like a bill, we won't treat it like a bill.''
Pseudo-bluebellcom: The big mess of RO week hardcovers is circulating.
Pseudo-Theftcomm: ARM is no longer underflowing.
Motion: Lower people who fall off TIF into a vat of leeches. Passes 5-0-2+Spehn
Foocom: Frosh mail sent, lists updated.
Pseudo-bluebellcom: Did a little postering.
A member from 1968 came i and commented on his being happy that he was still getting ``Still Not Fans.''
Due to the Magic of Technology, blackmail is getting easier.
It is commented on that a new show is premiering at 3:00 AM.
Motion: We reaffirm that Bruce Miller is still skiing with our comic books in Colorado. Passes 8-0-1+Spehn
Motion: Condemn authors who put feet on Venus Flytraps. Chickens 2-2-2+Spehn.
New monitor stand! Looks like another computer...
Miller Motion: Fails 2-5-1+Spehn.
Motion: This is not a banana motion. Passes 8-5-0+Spehn.
Meeting is adjourned 5:37 SST.