``Ganga, lots and lots of Ganga.''
MITSFS meeting is called to order on Friday, December the thirteenth of 2002. Ed Keyes is the presiding President and Skinner; while Andrew Clough is the newly spell-checked Onseck.
Minutes are read.
Motion: Commend the minutes as being properly spell-checked. Passes 7-0-1+Spehn
Bondagecomm: Dropped off the magazines, and should be done in three to five weeks; then we'll see which horrible mistakes John has made.
UsefullFactscomm: Ringworld Engineers was originally serialized. It also belongs to the Big, Dumb Object genre.
``They should have just called it "Return to Ringworld'''
Motion: Send the Ringworld to remedial schooling. Passes 11-1-3+Spehn
Margaret: ``Yay, I said a motion.''
Pseudo-LEGcomm: We got 90% of the money we wanted.
For the second meeting in a row, a member comes to return their book.
Pseudo-Analogcomm: Schedule prototype generated.
Pseudo-Boriscomm: Failed again.
Motion: Make a committee to assist Boriscomm called Natashacomm. Fails 2-3-1+Spehn.
Goldilockscomm: We now have a mama slinky, a papa slinky, and a baby slinky.
Erin had had the slinkies arranged so that it was intuitively obvious to the casual observer how new slinkies are made.
John: ``The rainbow gene is dominant.''
We succeed in reaching the second harmonic of slinky oscillation.
Mobcomm: Big Box of Books from the Space Crime Continuum will come soon. Also, there was a recent run in which John, Margaret, Cassie, and I the Onseck went. We contemplated leaving Cassie there in Nirvana. She says she might have noticed after 3 or so books.
Bluebellcom: Still lame.
Margaret: ``Squiiiiiiii'' John gets the oil.
``That one looks much more suggestive than the frog''
``A steeple would make the cluster much more interesting.
Andrew Boardman got our Asimov's situation straitened out, with the ``20 year subscription(s)'' We don't even have to send our current issues back.
``If you take your collar off can you spin your head around?''
``When Russians get together it helps them be gloomy.''
``Radioactive goats could not get through the New York subway system undetected.''
Motion: Gatorade should have a banana colored drink. Passes 13-8+Spehn-0 or 13-0-8+Spehn or 8+Spehn-13-0 or something.
Meeting is adjourned at 1800 SST