MIT Science Fiction Society

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Cambridge, MA 02139

MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, January 10, 2003

Bonus Pre-meeting Quote: ``The plot, in the manner of a soup to which starch has been added, at last, begins to thicken.'' ``I think thats an appropriate time to start.''

MITSFS meeting called to order 1700 SST, Ed Keyes President and Skinner presiding. Andrew Clough is the newly UROPing Onseck.

Motion: Condemn inutes as ``Frightening and Disturbing and they have permanently disturbed me.'' Passes 7-3-3+Spehn


Committee Reports

Pianocomm: Whooh!

Bondagecomm: Mostly readable bound magazines. There is a new magic incantation: ``Sew through the fold.''

Psuedo-Pianocomm: Reminds star chamber.

Poeple's Albanian Embassy: Pormer Queen Geraldine of Albania died october 22nd.

Panthercomm: /existsLPA, a large paperback anthology.

Alohalenscomm: Margaret's picture is taken, with her in funy getup. ``Do not taunt happy fun minutes.''


Old Business

Motion: Overweening the secretary, chickens 5-2-5+Spehn.

Strategic Games Society: No weapons smaller than an 8 inch naval gun allowed in meetings.


New Business

A duel commences between Margaret and John, interupting my interesting and profound story about my exciting and wonderful and happy UROP (boo).

``You can convert 100% of the excess heat to work, if you do it immorally''

``You always know what time it is, but you never care.''


Future Business

Motion: They're an abomination of Chaos. Passes 8-0-3+Spehn

Motion: I made a motion. Fails 6-6-2+Spehn

Motion: Dope. Passes 8-2-0+Spehn.

Motion: Let herrun screaming into the night. Fails 2-8-1+Spehn

Buetiful Motion: Aquire a little maker of prognostication purposes. Fails 10-11-1+Spehn

Margaret falls out of her chair, anime style.

A modified adjournment song is sung, as follows:

Spiders have no tail at all, tail at all, tail at all

Spiders have no tail at all, but they have 8 legs.

Meeting adjourned 18:00 SST.

Humbly submitted,
Andrew Clo ugh, Onseck