MIT Science Fiction Society
84 Massachusetts Avenue
Cambridge, MA 02139
MITSFS Meeting Minutes
Friday, January 10, 2003
Bonus Pre-meeting Quote: ``The plot, in the manner of a soup to which starch has been added, at last, begins to thicken.'' ``I think thats an appropriate time to start.''
MITSFS meeting called to order 1700 SST, Ed Keyes President and Skinner presiding. Andrew Clough is the newly UROPing Onseck.
Motion: Condemn inutes as ``Frightening and Disturbing and they have permanently disturbed me.'' Passes 7-3-3+Spehn
BING!
Pianocomm: Whooh!
Bondagecomm: Mostly readable bound magazines. There is a new magic incantation: ``Sew through the fold.''
Psuedo-Pianocomm: Reminds star chamber.
Poeple's Albanian Embassy: Pormer Queen Geraldine of Albania died october 22nd.
Panthercomm: /existsLPA, a large paperback anthology.
Alohalenscomm: Margaret's picture is taken, with her in funy getup. ``Do not taunt happy fun minutes.''
BING!
Motion: Overweening the secretary, chickens 5-2-5+Spehn.
Strategic Games Society: No weapons smaller than an 8 inch naval gun allowed in meetings.
BING!
A duel commences between Margaret and John, interupting my interesting and profound story about my exciting and wonderful and happy UROP (boo).
``You can convert 100% of the excess heat to work, if you do it immorally''
``You always know what time it is, but you never care.''
BING!
Motion: They're an abomination of Chaos. Passes 8-0-3+Spehn
Motion: I made a motion. Fails 6-6-2+Spehn
Motion: Dope. Passes 8-2-0+Spehn.
Motion: Let herrun screaming into the night. Fails 2-8-1+Spehn
Buetiful Motion: Aquire a little maker of prognostication purposes. Fails 10-11-1+Spehn
Margaret falls out of her chair, anime style.
A modified adjournment song is sung, as follows:
Spiders have no tail at all, tail at all, tail at all
Spiders have no tail at all, but they have 8 legs.
Meeting adjourned 18:00 SST.