MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Ed Keyes, President and Skinner, presiding; Kat Allen, Onseck, recording.
Move to approve the minutes as tuneful fails for lack of a second.
Move to approve the Onseck as a toon, and her minutes as ``not bad, just drawn that way''
Discussion of whether we could get more keyholders to be Bluebellcomm.
``You might get funny looks carrying a dirty mail bag on the T''
``I've carried weirder things on the T'' -ED Discussion of what sorts of strange things one might carry on the subway.
There are still donations in Salem. We need a car-having person to pick things up. KHA is going to try to coordinate.
JFC won the auction for the BananaElephant. He is considering buying a BananaRhynocerous
The post office is very picky about their mail.
KHA describes the plan that will be proposed to the Senate about Reading Room division and reallocation to student groups.
Motion passes: Change all references in JM's statement from JFC to JFC
``JFC has no sense of tact''
Motion: Change all references in Brad's motion to JFC.
To reduce confusion, the pseudo-onseck would like to note here that the original statement involved Margaret.
There may or may have not been a meeting in the past where the minutes were taken without vowels. JM suggests that we just take the minutes normally and replace them later with a script that takes out A E I O U and sometimes Y.
Discussion of whether the Onseck is made of wood, a witch, wiccan, wise, or Y's.
The Onseck gives up on taking minutes, as the puns fly by.
``In the Future, we will have dinner'' -JFC quoting from Minutes March 23, 2001.
We will have Banana-colored pillow-slips for the new pillows.
The Harvard Post Office is open 7:30 to 3:00 on Saturday.
Motion to have Jamie ask the Post Office whether they will let us mail a banana to England. Fails 4-7-0+Spehn
``That's the problem with the Homeland Security thing. It's a lot harder to send weird things through the mail'' -Brad
``A dormant Prentice, Kat Allen, is Undormanting herself'' -Minutes from some time in 2001
Motion to condemn ``undormanting'' as a non banana-colored word.
Motion to have the Onseck bestir herself to demonstrate that undormanting is a bad word.
Motion to have a Matrix Vote with Kat as PianoComm
Determinant: -66 all motions fail
Motion to hold the Pseudo-Onseck accountable, such that if he can not
account for his missing vowels, he will forfeit his rights to all the Banananimals.
Meeting adjourned, 18:20 SST.