MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Ed Keyes, President and Skinner, presiding; Kat Allen, Onseck, recording.
Motion: Condemn the minutes for not including the phrase
Discussion of the Great and Awesome Responsibility of the Onseck BING!
Commend the LHE for counting to two.
Motion to condemn the short story collection for requiring instructions
Motion Passes 6-Instructions Bad-1+Spehn
We've been getting lots of donations.
Contradictory motions concerning JFC's laziness in not carrying the donation boxes cancel for lack of seconds, in a startling display of apathy appropriate to the subject.
Motion to condemn the seconds for being lacking
Motion to commend Kat for having toys (In this case, a button saying,
`` Come on, people, I can only do six things at once, and one of them
HAS to be breathing'')
Pretty-much all got covered in the committee reports.
Discussion of Computer Programmers vs Serial Killers, and the
difference between serial killers and mass murderers:
``I think to be a serial killer you have to kill one, wait a while, and kill another one. If you order the Extra Value Meal, you're just a mass murderer'' -ARM
The shelves have a third coat. That probably means they'll be installed soon.
Motion: The War Council develop a Banana-Firing Rail-gun with which to
seize some more space for MITSFS
Motion: Get the War Council some help. Fails for lack of a second and a mandate.
Motion to provide the War Council with a Mandate and a Banana. Passes 6-0-4+Spehn BING!
Meeting adjourned, 1732 SST.