MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Ed Keyes, President and Skinner, presiding; Kat Allen, Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
Motion: Condemn the minutes for not including the phrase
``(censored)''
Passes 12-0-2+Spehn
Discussion of the Great and Awesome Responsibility of the Onseck BING!
Commend the LHE for counting to two.
Fails 3-3+devilduck-Spehn
Motion to condemn the short story collection for requiring instructions
Motion Passes 6-Instructions Bad-1+Spehn
We've been getting lots of donations.
Contradictory motions concerning JFC's laziness in not carrying the donation boxes cancel for lack of seconds, in a startling display of apathy appropriate to the subject.
Motion to condemn the seconds for being lacking
Passes 5-2-2+Spehn
Motion to commend Kat for having toys (In this case, a button saying,
`` Come on, people, I can only do six things at once, and one of them
HAS to be breathing'')
Passes 7-0-fowl+Spehn
BING!
Pretty-much all got covered in the committee reports.
Discussion of Computer Programmers vs Serial Killers, and the
difference between serial killers and mass murderers:
``I think to be a serial killer you have to kill one, wait a while,
and kill another one. If you order the Extra Value Meal, you're just
a mass murderer'' -ARM
ALGOL BING!
The shelves have a third coat. That probably means they'll be installed soon.
Motion: The War Council develop a Banana-Firing Rail-gun with which to
seize some more space for MITSFS
Chickens 3-1-1+Spehn
Motion: Get the War Council some help. Fails for lack of a second and a mandate.
Motion to provide the War Council with a Mandate and a Banana. Passes 6-0-4+Spehn BING!
Meeting adjourned, 1732 SST.