MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Ed Keyes, President and Skinner, presiding; Kat Allen, Onseck, recording.
Motion to commend the tongue twisting of the Onseck in the reading of
``I could twist my tongue better than that!'' -JFC
Fails for lack of a second
Additional discussion of last week's mammal-crushing anthology. Apparently, ED bought himself a copy in Tennessee.
Time-warp to New Business:
Frustrated Author MHG is up to two on her wall of shame, and has a poem in Tennessee.
(Onseck's Note: Will Margaret's poem become part of the next mammal-crushing anthology? The Tennessee connection is clear, but only time will tell!)
They bothered to remove the staple from one of her short stories... but it was returned in under a week.
Discussion of poetry, magnetic chemistry-related poetry, etc.
BTS arrives with Krispy Kreme, and reports the difficulty of Bluebellcomming the doughnuts. There is discussion of the 9.25'' material which KHA has forgotten to order.
MHG got us new pillows. ``Everyone should bask in the pillow-enriched glory''. The pillows are pale yellow, indicating only color and not flavor. The old pillows have been placed in the garbage, as burning would defy several EPA regulations.
Discussion of dust colored cars, dust-colored planets, and butterscotch-colored skies on Mars.
Thanks to Bill Nye the Science Guy, there's a sundial on Spirit, which also functions as a color target.
One of our alums told us that a large shipment of bananas washed up
onshore in Lithuania, and the Health Officials Who Stole Christmas
``It also seems they must ship a lot of fish that way... given how
many of them wash up onshore'' -BTS
Motion: Commend the bananas for bringing Christmas cheer to the people
of Lithuania, and Condemn the evil health officials for ruining that cheer.
Passes 10-1-4+Spehn, but a revote is called as people were unsure that the motion actually contained ``banana''.
Passes on the revote, 12-1-6+Spehn
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.