MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Ed Keyes, President and Skinner, presiding; Kat Allen, Onseck, recording.
JFC suggests that the minutes might be wrong, in that the person's name was not Stan, but actually Marty(n) He is clearly confused, as the minutes are never wrong.
Motion: Move to condemn JFC's memory for being always wrong, in much the same way that the minutes are always right.
Phe4r the Albanians and the Onseck's reality-warping power.
JM suggests that the CUSFS is to be the only target of inter-Library violence because ``They started it''
Deplore the lack of gerbil-mechs in previous minutes
Fails for lack of a second
Motion: purchase only books guaranteed to be incapable of reproduction
fails for lack of a second
Discussion of Callahan, geiger counters and radioactive hometowns BING!
Some amount of timewarping occurs.
``The Skinner'' is being translated into four languages
Move to determine how many human languages exist on earth and then translate our Skinner into at least five more.
We got a catalog on how to, as a Library, be a resource for
Motion: Have the Library take appropriate precautions to prevent proto-humans from ever learning anything from Pierce Anthony and John Norman.
Motion: Nothing at all is very subtle indeed.
Motion: That motion.
``Do not go to the 3-d glasses for council, for they will tell you what's red and blue'' -JM
Discussion of anime commentary with drunk commentators discussing undergarments.
Motion: BTS requests that the minutes note the first time in history that JFC abstained from bad humor
JM asks what we should do with the semi-obscene, semi-technical diagrams from Germany. KHA suggests we just throw them out. JFC suggests that we put them in interdepartmental mail to Margaret or Dean Benedict. JM suggests that either of those would violate the MIT harassment policy.
JM has an orchid, courtesy of Amanda's scouring of the catering trays and KHA's bobby pins.
Motion: Declare JM's hairstyle proto-human
Onseck's Note: There is discussion about whether this means ``don't read the Anthony or Gor books to the flower'' or ``send it back into space''
``I am neither harassing nor hazing the flower in my hair''-JM
Motion: declare all ``evils as old as magic itself'' protohuman
Motion: not to declare HamsterMechs protohuman
Motion: aquire them Gor books
Motion: gobble gobble gobble
All motions Pass (Det of 2)
Motion: condemn JFC for suggesting that the Onseck might move out of order
Fails for lack of a second.
Andrew suggests that we have streaming text from next week's minutes. Discussion ensues about the errors in the minutes
Move to commend the Onseck for being completely intentional
Passes 7-0-0+Spehn despite the Onseck being born early.
(Ah, the power of the minutes)
Motion to correct all seismographic injuries to the earth mother
through the application of banana mushrooms.
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.