MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Ed Keyes, President and Skinner, presiding; Kat Allen, Onseck, recording.
Minutes mostly-read by JFC, who can not read his own writing.
Motion: Condemn the minutes as inaccurate, illegible, inarticulate,
ininspiring, and interruptable
Brian makes a motion. It hurts Ed, and fails for lack of a second
The SCC is moving, Victor Hugo is closing, and Sasuga (in Porter) is closing and will be web-only.
BTS reads us something weird.
Y reports that the Mobile Book Fair has copies of ``How to Outwitt a Squirrel''
Motion to allow the Cavin donation to vote
A matrix of painful puns, Albanians and
We have a report about Indian nuclear scientists who can extract juice from bananas.
Motion that people bringing strange bottles into the Library do something which was not recorded ``We use fixer for that''-ED ``Fixer developer mixer... but I... but I...''-BTS
Motion: Its easier to Albanian BTS
Does nothing: 3-3-2+Spehn
More sadness from iRobot--their eyes glow red when they go insane.
Motion: send a team of killer robots after the scriptwriters
Y suggests that we give the robots dark glasses before sending them out.
Fails for lack of a second, so the world is saved.
``Isn't that millenia?''-ED
``It says milleniums''-JFC
``It's sensuous and salacios'' -JFC
``That and Jesus doesn't mix'' -Woz
The sequel to QuickSilver is out.
``Human intestines were not intended to take the abuse of Goya banana nectar'' -Woz
``In the future, if someone says ``Miko Miko Nurse'', run away.''-ALC These instances are determined not to count.
Our practice with HSSP students has prepared us for prefrosh.
Discussion ensues of prefrosh-oriented activities which will cause them sugar shock--chocolate science, free donuts, etc.
Motion to add to the prefrosh's impending sugar shock by providing
them with bananas (or maybe banana juice)
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.