MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Ed Keyes, President and Skinner, presiding; Kat Allen, Onseck, recording.
A fog of confusion descends over the meeting, and with a clap of thunder all present are magically transported to the Spoffard Room: a location out of legend, whose current form in the physical world goes by the name ``5-232''. The disorientation of teleportation from the world of psets and final projects to the world of MITSFS legend and lore hits the Onseck hard. She is further disoriented when she discovers that this mystical land is outside the influence of the technological sphere--her MeetingMinuteTaker2000 is entirely dead here, without the wireless power pervasive in her native realm. She is forced to fall back to a primitive method of minute-taking, using the shredded and reconstituted pieces of large dead plants. 1
Motion: approve the minutes as having many excellent C-qualities.
Onseck: Brian ``BTS'' Sniffen
Once and Future LHE: Andrew ``What Money?'' Clough
Once and Future Vice: Margaret ``Zim'' Gentile
President and Skinner: ``Clockwork Ninja'' Kat Allen
Motion commending concerning clockwork ninja bananas
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST,
As the heavy steps of Atlas-comm thunder slowly away, the glow of the Spoffard room fades away as if it had never been, until the next election.