MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Kat Allen, President and Skinner, presiding; Brian Sniffen, Onseck, recording.
Vice motions ``I want my helmet back'' passes 9-4-Spike plus Spehn. Her ornate silvery helmet is remanded to her custody.
Also, a bit more raiding of Ave. Victor Hugo. It's not as interesting now, because the letter P is relatively boring.
They close forever on Monday. The Onseck moves that a holiday be held in memorial of this on Mondays around this date forever more. Passes 7-3-3 plus Spehn.
A motion to ensure that the new calendar this will require contain no goats feet passes by Skinnerial Decree.
More tape is needed.
A motion to commend the LHE for being tangible, or something similar, passes 10-0-2 plus Spehn.
A motion to invite UN election inspectors fails by Skinnerial Pentiumcomm decree.
Mail will go out to all of the current 'prentices this week to tell them they are prentices.
Vice is frustrated and whiny at her authorial attempts.
Malcolm moves to appoint a whine taster, which fails by Decree for possibly violating the harassment policy, as well as for lack of a second.
JM: Magazines have been moved around, mostly to high tiers.
The C/PAs have been moved to allow the HAs to come out of their boxes. They'll probably go back after Inventory. We're still pulling HAs out of boxes.
Many implausible--or illegal--War Council scenarios have been discussed.
Niagracomm is founded to deal with liquidation and liberation of space now in use by unwanted books surplus to requirements. Ferengicomm is also suggested as a name.
A motion chickens 4-3-4 plus Spehn.
A motion to sing a congratulatory song to Ariel passes 10-4-8 plus Spehn, and is truly awful. Autoalbanian motion to prevent hearing this (by the onseck) fails for lack of a second. His next motion, to engage the Cones of Slience, fails for lack of an audible second.
The members begin singing Skinner Has No Tail at All. When the Skinner is driven off, the Vice boldly grabs the gavel, holds down all the buttons, whispers ``meeting adjourned'' and slams it down.
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.