MIT Science Fiction Society

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Cambridge, MA 02139



MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, June 4, 2004




MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Kat Allen, President and Skinner, presiding; Brian Sniffen, Onseck, recording.

Minutes read.

A motion that they be reread with interpretive dance fails 2-13-1 plus Spehn.

New procedures are established: $N * 2d6$ seconds per committee report. It appears that $N=10$.

BING!

Committee Reports

MobCom$_1$

Visited SCC. Box returned. Lots of Dr. Who returned.

MobCom$_2$

While there, a new banana-colored creature. It's awfully disturbing. It's a giant stuffed parasite of some sort.

BING!

Old Business

The Koala inhabiting the LP shelves leapt to its death, was cushioned by to-be-shelved paperbacks, and has scaled the Gor shelves and ``planted'' its ``flag'' there. It is commended 7-0-2 plus Spehn.

A censure of the Koala for not planting the Aussie flag passes 8-4-2 plus Spehn

The UA continues to vomit up mail, and has spread a mysterious white powder around our mailbox.

There is a single undergraduate 'prentice.

There is a new BlueBellComm, SEB.

The HAs have escaped back onto some shelves. Many of them are awfully... sticky. The white powder is claimed to be a dessicant to keep the books from rotting while in the Sacks.

A condemnation of the Library for failing to distinguish Anthrax Powder from Cocaine fails for lack of a second. It is amended to be a commendation and passes 7-2-5 plus Spehn.

AGLOL1

BING!

New Business

``Everybody should be stuffed, in boxes. Jamie says so!'' --BTS. Passes 15-4-1 plus Spehn.

We have 8000 orange stickers and 120 (and 190 millionths) ells of book tape.

Pandemonium still doesn't give us a discount. They seem to think this is news, which confuses us.

A motion to censure C'thulhu for being cute fails for lack of a second.

There is also a banana Scorpio (A NeoPet) in the Library.

A motion chickens because nobody remembered what it was to tell the Onseck, 3-3-5 plus Special Reserve plus Spehn.

BING!

Future Business

If J is still VGG in eighteen years, and no other keyholders born in the interim are available to take the job, BTS agrees to take it.

Starting Monday, meetings will be at 6, which is 1700 SST.

2 chickens 4-3-7 plus Spehn.

If we irradiate the books, they well be readable in the dark. And probably critical mass.

A motion to acquire photoluminescent bananas passes 12-stickers-other stickers plus Spehn.



Meeting adjourned, 1800 SST.




Respectfully submitted,
Brian Sniffen, Onseck


Footnotes

...AGLOL1
Yes, AGLOL. Usual Motion, Usual Second, Ususal BING! Vote, Usual Debate, Usual Result.
...1in2
Absolutely nothing