MITSFS meeting called to order, 1500 (sic) SST, Andrew Clough, Pseudo-Skinner (pause for prompting), LHE and Pseudo-Skinner, presiding; John Carr, Pseudo-Onseck, recording.
The Pseudo-Onseck makes up a story about the previous meeting, a story of squirrels and bananimals, but before it can reach its bloody conclusion Jamie the Pseudo-Pseudo-Onseck finds, formats, and reads the real minutes.
Y moves to approve the minutes as minimally unusual. Motion passes 1-2-3Spehn. JM notes you get what you pay for. Passes 1-2-3Spehn by Psuedo-Skinnerial Decree.
[JM] Four boxes of books have moved to the Small Activities Office, as has the circulating fanzine cabinet.
[JFC] A guy from the Card Office came to the library and stuck electrodes into the door lock. [JM] They shouldn't do that.
ALGOL (without Y!) BING!
[ALC] ``Let it be recorded that a motion approving the usual lack of the usual debate passes 1-2-3Spehn.''
Paul di Filippo wrote a story with a guy dressing like an Albanian, or like he thinks an Albanian would dress, and another story with a box labelled ``DEAN DRIVE - ALL ENDS UP.'' They are in the collection Neutrino Drag.
JFC suggests naming our new room Altair-4. The direct reference is The Tommyknockers, where the alien device that makes things disappear causes them to disappear to a place the humans call Altair-4. The indirect reference is to Forbidden Planet.
New students will show up sooner than you think.
The Pseudo-Skinner declares a Miller Motion to have failed and a second to have passed. JM says ``that's lame.''
Meeting adjourned, 16:40 SST.