MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Kat Allen, President and Skinner, presiding; Brian Sniffen, Onseck, recording.
They are approved as unambiguously truthful and correct 4+precious-4-2+2 proxies plus Spehn, demonstrating that John was possessed by the spirits of correctness and the True Onseck.
``My precious'' passes 6-3-fearing the precious plus Spehn.
Freshman mailings should now be received.
Andrew says something about Bayesian statistics and the statement ``it is possible'', and nobody understands. He is commended for this 6-2 plus the precious-0 plus Spehn.
Carpentry is hard, and finding the right wood is really hard, but we're working on it.
Vice reports that Ugly things 1, 2 and 3 were made in the forge this week. Expect Ugly Things 95 and ME soon.
We'll be talking to Laurie Ward about finances.
Y moves to commend Victor Hugo for silly reasons.
The Coop brought us a couple boxes of stripped books. Take one! They're basically no use to us.
There's an immobile bookshelf. But it's at a funny angle, so it looks mobile. Zeno would be a-mused.
Preliminary scouting reports no door in Altair-4.
The Vice and JFC try putting Ugly Things from the forge into each others orifices and are ejected from the library.
Y and BTS move to recognize the library as the home of the muses, Terpsichore, Cleo, Caliope, Megaera, Banana, and Alecto.
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.