MITSFS meeting called to order, 1730 SST, Kat Allen, President and Skinner, presiding; Brian Sniffen, Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
They are approved as being the very model of a modern major general. 12-5-2 plus Spehn.
BING!
Motion to allocate $200 for tear gas and gas masks passes by acclamation.
The shortest ever ASA General Body Meeting preceded Game 4 of the World Series. There's a new graduate member at large, who seems to Have Pants and sympathize with our goals.
Lots of reimbursements went out in a batch today.
The next batch of cheques will prompt an order for some unusual books.
BING!
There are three boxes of stuff (containing ``magazines and what'') which we might like to get bound.
There's still a bucket in the circ room. We can probably unplastic the reserve room stuff now. A motion to remove 20000 leagues under the Sea from the library fails for lack of a second, and a motion to remove the Piers Anthony novelization of Waterworld with commentary by Kevin Costner leaving first chickens 5-3-12 plus Spehn.
ALGOL BING!
Paige's blue ribbons match Rebecca's cybernetic organs.
Frictionless motion has been developed in building 36. Well, not ``I have a frictionless surface and it's mine and it's beautiful''--Kat.
BING!
The universe is censured for failing to end when the Red Sox won the World Series, and a Miller Motion chickens 7-5-7 plus Spehn.
LHE's Second fails for lack of a Motion. This leads to a train of Seconds and Fifths, culminating in a ``NOOOO!'' from the Skinner.
ChrisK shows up at this point, so we timewarp to Committee Reports so that he can experience the whole meeting.
New victim! We say Hello to Kevin 8-0-11 plus Spehn.
Justin moves to commend the long-ago-read minutes for mentioning a bananimal. This is lame and fails by Skinnerial decree.
Three motions: to trip that motion over a banana thus making it more lame 6-3+a cyborg-2 plus Spehn. To Albanian Justin for that, 4-7-9 plus Spehn To have a matrix vote, 3-3-13 plus Spehn.
This passes with determinant .
Meeting adjourned, 1755 SST.