MITSFS meeting called to order, 1730 SST, Kat Allen, President and Skinner, presiding; Brian Sniffen, Onseck, recording.
They are regarded as sacred documents of the society 17-4-2 plus Spehn.
The Old Year has ended. Yaaay!
The port-22 messages on psi-phi went away because we moved the sshd. We resolve to look for a computer with a starboard as well as a port 12-4-2 plus Spehn.
Tax letters have been prepared--all but one.
A good office chair would be nice for the keyholders. Brian will fix the one we have, or we'll buy another one.
A movie, White Noise, appears to resurrect Thomas Alva's old idea of a radiotelephonogram for talking to the dead.
``Living in the Killing Star would really suck.'' -JFC
Free Silver for the Shiny Blue Penguin 19+William Jennings Bryan-2-3 plus Spehn.
Malcolm asks ``Why is Walt Disney World like Viagra?'' and is rapidly Albanianed. Brian looks up the answer, involving waiting an hour for a two-minute ride, and narrowly escapes being Albanianed.
A motion to have the society wait an hour for a two-minute ride fails for lack of a second.
Some discussion of next week's mystery hunt ensues, and Brian demolishes Brad's arguments defending its moral virtue because it caters to non-students. Brad says this is
A motion to run canals across the universe to avert its inevitable heat death chickens 5-1-6 plus Spehn.
A motion to declare Harvard the center for all the suck in the universe passes 7-2-3 plus Spehn, despite the redundancy: Vericon is happening at Harvard. If you write down everything that happens there2, you could put it on a chip.
Malcolm and Andy talk about Modest Robot and Pervy Rabbit.
In a matrix vote:
A motion to pretend he was talking about bananas passes 6-2-5 plus Spehn.
A motion to commend Jamie for not listening passes 7-4-2 plus Spehn.
A motion to have a matrix vote fails 2-5-3 plus Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1800 SST.