MITSFS meeting called to order, 1730 SST, Dammit Margaret, Kat Allen, President and Skinner, presiding; Brian Sniffen, Onseck, recording.
They are approved as in the best megalomaniacal traditions in the society. 18-0-4 plus Spehn. It is resolved to investigate the Onseck's past lives for auctioneers 9-6-4 plus Spehn. And it is resolved to store his megalomania in carbonite 6-8-9 plus Spehn. Since this is a matrix vote, they all fail.
Dammit, rejected again.
Paige picked up a gapdex packet.
Less things are misunderstood with Laura, so she's doing stuff.
A motion glorifying many things passes by Skinnerial decree, but the Onseck was too distracted by the distraction of the blue shiny Rebecca was showing off in SolidWorks.
We could look for footprints of other old keyholders.
Much nattering and ranting.
Margaret's sick. Maybe if we expose the prefrosh to her, she'll end up propagating into them and we'll have dozens of mini-Margarets.
``Clearly, the vegetarians would serve as a food source in case of nuclear attack'' --kevinr
``I want the universe to end before--'' --ALC
``Miller motion!'' --BTS (it fails 15-15-12 plus Spehn)
``Oh dear.'' --ALC
Pictures are back from Cassini and Huygens. And we launched a whatzit to hit a comet, it went into safe mode, but now it's OK again. ``Safe mode? Is it running Windows? That might be the only time on record where a Windows machine failed by not crashing.'' --BTS
Much discussion of squirrels, armed squirrels, disarmed squirrels, and then no-armed squirrels (pop! pop!) follows. It is resolved to convert Paige into a banana1-colored shiny squirrel 26-5-4 plus Spehn
Meeting adjourned, 1800 SST.