MITSFS meeting called to order, 1730 SST, Kat Allen, President and Skinner, presiding; Brian Sniffen, Onseck, recording.
Minutes read. They're awful.
To thank the minutes for making MHG's head explode. 18-4-8 plus Spehn
To appoint a pseudo onseck next time who's a little less pseudo. 20-5-6 plus Spehn
To declare them Puce. 2-8-13 plus Spehn
Determinant is 538, they all pass.
J moves that the ASA president be forced to read the Red Tape War. Passes 23-1-3 plus Spehn.
We will routinely appeal our funding allocation. Or we could have the Assassins use their guns... or the Croquet club use their mallets... after all, only they have the balls to do it... JFC points out that we could use Paige to... and is immediately Albanianed.
We have twenty-seven copies of Ender's game, apparently for a reading group which turned out to be a single person so he gave us the rest. JFC defaced them by removing the free-stickers.
There will be no fine credit for Ender's game for a little while.
Nattering happens here. Mostly in Albanian, so it's incomprehensible.
Ender's game may be usable as currency in the future, like Om (Small Gods), Hitchhiker's, or Sparta with its ten-pound iron bricks.
Jamie suggests reopening the Spartan legal system to conquer the world, and it passes 20-6-5 plus Spehn.
ChrisK lost Fall Revolutions in the reserve room, it may have been shelved, and we're not sure what happened it. Maybe it achieved sentience. SkyNet, here we come.
Miller motion...ignored for lack of a second.
Miller motion... fails 13-14-5 plus Spehn.
The TYRANNICAL IRON FIST will have being going to have gone up. Now it is.
A motion to nuke Albania, unleashing the fleet of Burmajets and saving more Eagles for us passes 33-4-0 plus Spehn.
Paige is dispatched on a fact-finding mission to Albania and see if she comes back blue and shiny, 25-0-1 plus Spehn.
Miller motion passes 17-0-4 plus Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1805 SST.