``I don't quite know how to work this thing.''
MITSFS meeting called to order, 1800 SST. Kevin Riggle, Onseck and Pseudo-Skinner, presiding (oh where oh where has our Andrew gone, oh where oh where can he be?). John Carr, Pseudo-Onseck, recording.
Minutes from the election meeting read.
Move to approve reading of minutes as belated. Passes 3-0-2+Spehn.
BING!
I don't know if it's even supposed to be Real Soon Now.
John discusses the mating habits of the North American tree squirrel. ``At first she runs away from the male but if she successfully escapes she stops and cries until somebody mates with her.''
Shava notes that human women act the same way.
BING!
``Are we there yet?'' -- Shava
It is possible that Hamlet is science fiction, since it accurately describes the behavior of ghosts.
ALGOL BING!
``When is the deadline for summer hours requests.'' -- KR
``Tuesday.''
``I should put my request in.''
``Last Tuesday.''
Star Wars opens this week. A member and non-member who left shortly before the meeting had just come from watching it.
An alien testified to a Senate committee this week.
BING!
War of the Worlds will premiere this summer. Again. And a Honeymooners movie without any moon references.
Move to approve this picture (http://www.cgstock.com/2544) of a squirrel eating a banana. Passes 6-2-0+Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, ``far too late given the number of people here'' 1830 SST.