MITSFS meeting called to order, 1730 SST, Andrew Clough, President and Skinner, presiding; Kevin Riggle, Onseck, recording.
Minutes are condemned for containing squirrels 11-4-0+Spehn.
Discussion of the crappiness of Robert Jordan books ensues (physical crappiness... we make no claims about their literary qualities). Motion to condemn the Perfect Binding passes 13-0-1+Spehn. "But I like oxymorons!"
Term happened. There are still three undergrads here, but there would have only been one if this meeting had happened next week. (The Onseck would like a few more verb tenses, please...)
"Funny you should mention chicken zombies..."
We have sent an advance scout to southern Ohio, who will report back to us on the state of Science Fiction there.
The Society decides that Health food is the healthy food that no one likes.
It seems the squirrel summer mating season has begun.
Serenity is really good. Go see it. (Onseck's note: Go watch Firefly and then go see Serenity.)
The summer schedule has been mostly prototyped and should be posted tomorrow.
"He can't be PentiumComm! He's got a Mac!"
Matrix vote^H^H^H^H^H^HNot a matrix vote
Something something banana something (11-3-1+Spehn)
Motion to acquire the Society a waterjet so it can cut through the walls of the Library and annex adjoining rooms (8-1-2+Spehn)
Motion to have a matrix vote (4-15-5+Spehn)
Which fails with a determinant of -305. Motion to upgrade
PentiumComm's math coprocessor to improve computation speed (hey!)
and feed him a banana passes $SOMETHING-$SOMETHING_ELSE-$ANOTHER_
Meeting adjourned, 1800 SST.