MITSFS meeting called to order, 1730 SST, Andrew Clough, president and Skinner, presiding; Kevin Riggle, Onseck, recording.
Margaret: "I just did what the Internet told me to do!"
John: "You need to visit my Web site after the meeting."
Motion to demand a recount passes 6-4-1+Spehn.
The blue shiny thing is still on John's window.
"Moving day sucks."
The first book of what Stephen Donaldson promises is really the last Chronicle of Thomas Covenant is available for reading.
"We need to develop a trebuchet specifically designed to launch Robert Jordan books."
Miller motion chickens 4-2-7+Spehn. "The Universe shouldn't end on a Friday."
In the future, bookstores will carry Charles Stross's _The Atrocity Archives_.
In the future, giant space chickens will come down and battle the squirrel overlords, who will drive the chickens before them with their squirrely wrath. Motion passes 8-3-2+Spehn.
Move to destroy the world by amassing an arsenal of bananas of mass destruction ("program-related activities") passes 9-0-4+Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1830 SST.