MITSFS meeting called to order, 1730 SST, Andrew Clough, Skinner, presiding; Kevin Riggle, Onseck, recording.
Motion to commend the minutes as being "in the lazy pile" passes 5-3-2+Spehn.
The proprieter of the Space-Crime Continuum listened to a long, picky, complicated request for recommendations and responded to "Can you help me?" with "I could, but the store is closing in two weeks, and I don't want to." Motion to award hir 500 style points passes by something respectable.
Margaret has been painstakingly rearranging letters.
Albanian motion on Malcom passes by Skinnerial decree.
"It's like lemmings, but with squirrels."
At the moment, the Society has nearly twice as many books as all of MIT had a hundred years ago.
"We can store our books in the past!"
Usual motion. "What about the usual debate?"
"You're putting us in squirrel-debt!"
John has discovered the proper procedure for getting a squirrel to take a nut from his hand.
Holding unscheduled hours from Monday, August 29th and ending Reg Day (Tuesday, September 6) will gain the keyholder full TIF credit instead of half credit, so as to encourage keyholders to keep the Library open for the incoming freshmen.
5:30 PM meetings will resume in two weeks (September 2)
In the future, someone will understand what Malcom said in Albanian about the new King Kong remake from Peter Jackson.
Motion to acquire a supply of bananas to feed to King Kong such that he stops terrorizing Tokyo^H^H^H^HManhattan and people stop making movies about him (and so we can train him to smash Panhel so we can take their space and turn it to our nefarious purposes) passes 15-1-9+spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 18 negative 31 SST.