MITSFS meeting called to order, 1730 SST, Andrew Clough, President and Skinner, presiding; Kevin Riggle, Onseck, recording.
Motion to accept the minutes as being fasionably obscure passes 11-1-4+Spehn.
"I don't think they would really like it if I came dressed as a Commissar. Unless LucasArts is there."
Yelena: "Fuzzy wuzzy was a hat."
John: "Judging by the force of impact, I've been feeding it too much."
The Onseck is commanded to put http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/ in the minutes.
The Society considers a breeding program to produce larger or smaller domestic cats.
The Society says hello to the new freshman (Sarah) by lots-0-1+Spehn.
Yelena: "A Feast of Crows is coming out! I need to find out who George R. R. Martin will kill in this book!"
"The characters have a half-life of three books!" (in reference to Robert Jordan)
"A friend of mine just got laid off from Teradyne - twenty years."
Andrew: "So, do you know if Teradyne is a good place to work?"
Someone online is advocating the solution Hiro Protagonist uses for housing in Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash for housing survivors of Hurricane Katrina.
Margaret: "I don't want to pet the f-king laama!"
"Isn't that against our sexual harassment policy?"
The Society wonders whether Pluto has been stripped of its "real planet" status yet.
Motion "Down with Pluto!" passes by Skinnerial decree.
Motion "Banana!" (13-11-2+Spehn) passes.
Motion "Plantain!" (2-5-5+Spehn) passes.
Motion for a matrix vote (4-3-14+Spehn) passes.
Andrew: "It's a matrix - take the derivative."
Meeting adjourned, 1830 SST.