MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Margaret Gentile, Evil Overlord, LHE and Pseudo-Skinner, presiding; John Carr, Pseudo-Onseck, recording.
Motion to comdemn John for squirrel porn passes by Skinnerial decree.
Minutes read.
Motion to approve the minutes as yellow, condemn as containing references to Margaret's underwear, and condenm Margaret for having her underwear on her head in the form of a hat, to comdemn John for squirrel porn, and many more are all suppressed by the tyrannical underwear-wearing Pseudo-Skinner.
BING!
The Skinner is not here today.
We have a schedule, but our calendar is an index card.
Margaret spent all her money on water and cheap jewelry (pink sand and/or garnets) so can not buy us a calendar.
Obligatory whine.
Margaret sent out more stories and will get more rejection letters. Maybe she should send nano-squirrels instead, or a nice shiny barometer. Margaret brought black nylon cubes, which she hopes to sell as misshapen monoliths. The monoliths have no eyes. Jamie can't find MITSFS' banana-colored monolith. ``It smells like happy.'' Passes 4-3-3+Spehn.
The Blue Jays are chasing my squirrels away. I was ambushed by a squirrel last week. Margaret predicts I will be killed in my bed by a pack of squirrels.
BING!
Miller Motion. ``It's never too early to end the universe.'' Fails 7-12-something+Spehn.
Second Miller Motion passes 10-something- -3+Spehn.
Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.