MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Andrew Clough, President and Skinner, presiding; Kevin Riggle, Onseck, recording.
Motion to condemn the Onseck for sticking contraceptives in the time machine passes 10-4-4 plus Spehn.
MHG: ``You found the Necronomicon when and you didn't tell us?''
Philip is sent to Albania for comments involving Robert Jordan fanfic, motion passes 13-1-0 plus Spehn.
Motion to condemn the Skinner for non-existent short-term memory fails by Skinnerial decree.
Motion to condemn the Skinner for not listening banana fails by Skinnerial decree.
Malcolm would like the minutes to reflect that there are some of stupid grad students who keep their theses on their keychains and don't understand backups.
MHG: ``Since I was playing with soapstone, my room is covered in what looks like either cocaine or anthrax.''
Motion that the contents of the library and all of the Inventory be investigated for Turing- completeness, abacus-completeness, and bowling-ball completeness passes while the Onseck is distracted.
i,i ``liquid-nitrogen-cooled lemon fragmentation cannon''
According to Malcolm, podcasting first occurred in the Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
HRSFA wants books, Cambridge University wants books if we can mail them, and so are Smith College, and a couple more. We also sent a bunch of boxes of books to fans in Isreal this week.
i,i ``the Necromomnicon''
Motion to condemn the Skinner for having trouble finding his pants while he's wearing them fails by Skinnerial decree. Motion to condemn the Skinner for abusing his power fails for lack of Skinnerial pants.
The Skinner ends the meeting halfway into a rousing chorus of ``The Skinner Has No Tail at All.''
Meeting adjourned, 1830 SST.