MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Andrew Clough, President and Skinner, presiding; Kevin Riggle, Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
Jamie motions to condemn the Onseck for truncating his motion regarding the reading of last week's minutes to the point of unfunniness BORK BORK BORK chickens 6-2-14 plus Spehn.
BING!
THIS SECTION MARKED CONFIDENTIAL--STAR CHAMBER'S EYES ONLY
Jamie processed the Dupree donation, and Andrew has started processing the Jacobs donation.
Malcolm moves to incite the Boxer rebellion. (``Briefs! Briefs!'') Chickens 6-4-10 plus Spehn.
A CP just walked by and gave Margaret a strange look.
BING!
There's nothing old under the sun.
BING!
It's Spring Break!
BING!
In the future, the Borders at the Cambridgeside Galleria will be having Wen Spencer discuss her new book, The Wolf Rules, on April 17.
Motion to save space in the Library by removing all books which are not by the best writer ever fails for lack of a second.
Andrew is hoping to move stuff out of the warehouse and do some rearranging over break. He'll send e-mail about it.
[elided] passes 4-1-3 plus Spehn.
Motion to save space in the Library by removing all books which do not contain bananas. Motion to save space in the Library by removing all books which contain bananas. Motion to save space in the Library by removing Yelena for failure to contain bananas.
4-7-6 plus Spehn 2-10-9 plus Spehn 0-2-16 plus Spehn
All motions pass with a determinant of 39.
BING! Meeting adjourned, 1830 SST.