MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Margaret Gentile, LHE and Pseudo-Skinner, presiding; Kate Kuznetsova, Pseudo-Onseck, recording.
Motion to approve minutes as having a surprisingly attractive accent: passes 6-3-4+Spehn
Canada is slow. Margaret keeps saying that, but nobody changes things.
``Up above the Artic circle it is only 1 day for every 260 of ours''
The Picniccomm is grilled about setting days, learning about cons and the value of sending email. The Picnicomm apologozises and insists that the picture on the wall is completly accurate.
Motion to condemn the inventor of the dog watch and send him into the fiery pits of hell: Passes by a lot to something to 4+spehn
The Alpert donation will be finished about this week, if the Skinner stops being sick.
``Its Zeno's donation!''
We have some new books by Menley Wied Weldman, who is an old and dead author. Some people read them when they were a year old.
Motion to give all authors middle names passes by some amount that the Pseudo-skinner is too lazy to count.
Margaret's middle name is now ``The Albanian Destructor'',but shortened to ``Henrietta''. Or ``Hell''. Margaret really likes that one, but she is wrong.
Long awkward silence lasts the entirety of three dreadful, painful seconds.
Motion to procure a physics-violating bike to use for the library's nefarious purposes: passes 7-1-5+Spehn
Jamie warns people not to watch bright lights in refrigerators.
In the future the Skinner will die of a deadly illness. Then he will beat people upside the head with a giant wretch.
Everybody including the pseudo-skinner sings the adjournement song.
``Sing it like you mean it! Bah, you people are no fun. Meeting adjourned...''
BING! Meeting adjourned, 1830 SST.