MIT Science Fiction Society
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MITSFS Meeting Minutes
Friday, May 26, 2006
MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Kevin Riggle, President and Skinner, presiding; Kat Allen, Onseck, recording.
"It was a lot slower to start up when you had toget graduate students to sing your .emacs file before you could open anything"-Jamie
Eric wants to be a prentice. Kevin said so.
Naked greased muppets with most of the fur left on
Move to catapukt the Onseck into a randomly chosen area of space time, and catapult the Vice in the opposite direction. Fails for lack of a second.
Motion to sacrifice a fatted ox to Phil Walsh Passes 17-0-1+Spehn
Meanwhile, the Vice is waging an (unsuccessful) series of assassination attempts against the new Skinner. Vice: ``My coup will succeed by ranged weapons!''
MHG will have money, which she wants to give to the library.
We got four boxes from Amazon today, and a review copy! The Dexmistress and Mobcomm are planning to put up NegDex, books so new they haven't arrived yet.
There is a new review dex!
Motion to dispatch a representative to DC with books, to talk to the
peopel and read books to keep from going bananas.
Motion to send both Kelseys to Switzerland with a Banana
Miller motion 5-4-1+Spehn
Miller motion 1-0-5+Spehn
determinant : 0, all motions chicken
Motion to properly lubricate all the consonants in the alphabet
and feed them to Jamie with potassium supplements
thus enabling him to have a banana-based vowel movement.
Things are thrown at the Vice, but somehow the meeting ended, so apparently it passed by Skinnerial headache.
BING! Meeting adjourned, 1830 SST.