MIT Science Fiction Society
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MITSFS Meeting Minutes
Friday, December 8, 2006
Bonus Pre-Meeting Quotes:
``Happy Birthday to Kate, She acts like she's eight. When she sees a camera, she hides in a crate.
Happy birthday to Kate, She knows it's her fate to ta-a-ake Jamie and defenestrate.''
MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Kevin Riggle, President and Skinner, presiding; Christian Ternus, Pseudo-Onseck, recording.
Motion to drop the whole Kevin-slash-Fragile Things thing: 10-0-1+Spehn
Motion to commend the Skinner for engaging in 'slash' with Fragile Things: 4-6-4+Spehn
Motion ``Goddamn you all'': 11-6-4+Spehn
Determinant: -42, all motions fail.
Motion to commend Lori for knowing her way around the library passes 11-0-1+Spehn.
Bing the thing that bings!
Kate submitted an expense voucher, payable to Miles Vorkosigan, for 'Dendarii Mercenary Payroll (Lunch)', signed by Simon Ilyan. It was returned with a Post-It attached, with the words ``unauthorized signature.'' She has been nominated for the Skinnerial Medal of Freedom.
We haven't talked about doing an amnesty day this year.
W20 will be closed around Christmas and New Year's. They haven't finalized the dates yet.
Veracon and Mystery Hunt do not conflict, Mystery Hunt and Arisia do. Jamie has canceled the spuds. We could go to House of Spuds.
Former MITSFS Skinner/Pope's astronomer/Generally Interesting Guy Guy Consolmagno will be the guest of honor at Boskone this year.
Why is the Pope collecting asteroids?
KAT and BTS arrive, bringing a 'Ships of the Fleet' (Honor Harrington) calendar. Instead of a calendar full of breasts, we've obtained a calendar full of phallic symbols.
Mumblings about rumor-mongering ensue.
Kate wants the bookworm to be real, so it can be her parasite.
A Miller Motion fails 10-15-0+Spehn.
Someone's pastry appears to be being consumed by small fungus (the stuff that grows in Hawaii).
Christian is gloating. He has a copy of The Jennifer Morgue (the sequel to the Atrocity Archives), and you don't. He will be donating it in the future, so you can read it.
KR has obtained a copy of Land of Mist and Snow.
Kate has now turned 19.
In the future, we will have even more books, but still no space.
In the future's past (which is the same as the past of now, the now's past happenings) KR will have been having had a conversation with Phil Walsh about MITSFS's space needs. If you build it, it will be given to someone who isn't us.
Give me a year, and a hundred of my kin, and I would make this a place that donations would break upon like water!
Termites are like ants, only worse.
The pseudo-Onseck is tired of timewarping.
Motion to stop timewarping so we stop weakening the space-time fabric and annoying the pseudo-Onseck passes 14-12-2+Spehn.
What does not kill the space-time continuum strengthens it!
An almost-timewarp causes the pseudo-Onseck to experience a temporary drop in sanity.
In the future, we will have a way to scan microfilm. Unfortunately, the least expensive device has a few too many zeroes in its price. We also may be able to get some kind of grant from someone.
A Miller motion passes 20-3-0+Spehn.
BING! Meeting adjourned, 1830 SST.