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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, MONTH DAY, 2007

MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST, Kevin Riggle, President and Skinner, presiding; Christian Ternus, Onseck, recording.

Minutes read.

Motion to approve the minutes fails 3-10-8+Spehn.


Committee Reports


The Great Purge is finished! Widespread cheers ensue. Unfortunately, there are still 80 books on the front of shelves.

People's Albanian Embassy

Albania is spreading! Apparently there's a Russian meme going around encouraging stupid people to go 'learn Albanian.'

Star Chamber



JH (jhawk) is no longer a Keyholder.


Magdexing is happening tomorrow.

The Skinner read a book, and it was better than Fragile Things.

Motion to send Kendra into space to build an orbital library: 19-0-4+Spehn

Motion to declare the MIT Science Fiction Society to be on the equator and build a sky-stalk 10-3-7+Spehn

Motion to declare that space is big, and the final frontier, and not the final frontier 6-14-3+Spehn

Determinant is -1290 and all motions fail.

Motion to recalculate the determinants fails 10-13-2+Spehn.


Behatted Kendra reports that Magventory nearly has the Circulating room complete, with about 2 hours of work left. Discussion of cats and rabid Dobermans ensues.


Old Business

Steven Erikson is still good!

People were hosed. There were all these prefrosh. Lots of prefrosh had a really good time.

The Library didn't explode.


New Business

Entire Library: ``Usual complaint!''

People are still hosed! All the sophomores are old now (they have Brass Rats!).

KR: ``Back in my day *waves gavel* why's my damn cane so heavy!''

There's a Guild game this weekend!

Harvard's prefrosh weekend is this weekend!

Motion to allow Kendra to review the really shiny book passes by Skinnerial decree.


Future Business

Testing whether people with big ears are more in pain from the bing is a Great Idea.

``Skinner has no banana at all NO NO FRAGILE THINGS WAIT WHAT''

Motion to give Kendra a banana for reviewing the shiny book passes 12-10-2+Spehn.

BING! Meeting adjourned, 1830 SST.

Respectfully submitted,
Christian Ternus, Onseck