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MITSFS Meeting Minutes
Friday, May 16, 2008
MITSFS meeting called to order, 61.2 Ksec SST, Kate Kuznetsova, President and Skinner, presiding; Kendra Beckler, Vice and pseudo-Onseck, recording.
Minutes read.
Something happens, there is lots of laughing, but the pseudo-Onseck has no idea what is going on.
Motion to commend the Skinner for quickly realizing the significance of her position: 10-1-2 laptops plus Spehn
BING!
Work happened. Jake might not move away, yay!
There is a bug in dexhamster. Oh, *shock*!
We didn't go to the usual place.
The pseudo-Onseck HATES YOU ALL.
No violations of causality in the library. Unless you're the Skinner.
Trojan will be doing work tomorrow afternoon. Please help her.
BING!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! The bing hurts us, it hurts us!
Motion to replace the gavel with a banana for ESK to practice with: 3-5-0 plus Spehn
Picnic happened. Term happened. We're all unhosed now!
MKR: ``I don't know what to do with all of my time now!'' Entire Library: ``Panthercomm!'' MKR: ``Okay!''
Yay! Stuff happened.
ALGOL. Mostly. This is a usual dictatorship.
BING!
KCR: ``You should have known better than to elect a Russian Skinner.''
The gavel and banana stand in for those thingies on the communist flag.
BING!
Keep things away from nearby moons and suns. Motion to do ``all of those things'': 5-11-0 plus Spehn
ESK stalks us now. She gets *all the mail*. All your internets belong to us.
Ooooooh, shiiiiiny gaaaaavel...
In the future, CAK will have a brain again.
Miller Motion: 2-13-0 plus Spehn
The Skinner's bings cause the keyboard to literally jump into the air. ARRRRRRRGH.
Motion to destroy a banana instead of the universe: 8-0-2 plus Spehn
BING! Meeting adjourned, something-something-something Ksec SST.