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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, August 8th, 2008

MITSFS meeting called to order, 61.2 Ksec SST, Ekaterina Kuznetsova, President and Skinner, president, Margaret Gentile, Pseudo-Onseck, recording.

Minutes read.

Motion to commend the minutes as enthusastic. Passes.5-0-2


Committee Reports

Glorious People's Olympic Committee

Reports that the olympics are going smoothly. NO PROBLEMS! We got a phone call from someone who is actually there.

Star Chamber

Star chamber processed things. Various entities which may or may not exist in this pane of reality.


We have another keyholder, pending the inevatable sweeping of the library.


Old Business

A long long time ago, when dinosaurs roamed the earth...

MHG: I used to be cool, and now they make me take minutes.

ALC: I can type fine, I just can't spell.

Incoherent laughter ensues.

/All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy...

Usual motion. Usual second. Usual bing. Usual debate? Usual revolution...


New Business

Real world news: Russia invaded Georgia. There were pictures of tanks and stuff may or may not happened involving airplanes.

General sketchiness.

Ooh, look at me!

/All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy...

Skinner: That's why you don't fuck with people who have tanks.

"As long as we fight our war during the Olympics, maybe no one will notice."

Skinner: There was a sixteen ton globe lifted out of the floor. Visitor: By ants?

Stuff is happening in the world and it is awesome.

You know what? I'm sick of this democracy stuff. /Coup.

Discussion of governments ensues.

Motion to secceede and demand aid in the form of bananas. Motion Passes! 10-0-1+Spehn

BING! Meeting adjourned, 66.6 Ksec SST.

Respectfully submitted,
Margaret Gentile, Pseudo-Onseck