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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, MONTH DAY, 2008

MITSFS meeting called to order, 61.2 Ksec SST, Ekaterina Kuznetsova, President and Skinner, presiding; Christian Ternus, Onseck, recording.

Minutes read.

Motion to make this week's minutes equally sleep-deprived: 13-1-0 plus Spehn Motion to make this week's minutes more sleep-deprived: 2-11-5 plus Spehn Motion to condemn the minutes as having insufficient REM cycles: 11-1-12 plus Spehn

Determinant is 1682 and all motions pass.



Committee Reports


Libcomm unlamed about GC'ing the n'ew b'ookshelf.

Prentices and others should shelve books on the Reserve bookshelf.

Libcomm may get a chance to get less lame.


Margaret is entering a writing contest.


Hasslecomm actually happened! Naomi saw it this time.

Jake is not an undergrad.

Star Chamber

Inventory will be scheduled for the first weekend of IAP. This is the weekend that doesn't conflict with the ten-day and Hunt, unlike ... every other day.

The Timewarp will begin on the 19th and end on the 6th.

If anyone asks Kate about Athena accounts, she will strangle them.

Discussion of the mechanics by which one might use the various objects available in the Library to kill someone ensues.


Old Business

The last day of classes happened.

Something something would make more sense in retrospect if the Onseck would just type it in.

Do you want to be conscious right now? Do you know that thing about the MIT sleep fairy? I'm not in Jitsu, it conflicts with the UA.



New Business

Usual dictatorship! Usual dissent! Usual gulag! Usual war crimes tribunal.

All the Jack Sparrows had to be removed from Disneyland due to ``inappropriate interactions.''


Future Business

Finals, much like the Daleks, are coming.

Katamari Damacyyyyyyyyyyyy...

Lee and Naomi make the ``chilling laughter of the damned.''

Motion to have bananas fly around the library while MKR is gone chickens 3-0-5 plus Spehn.

Somehow all the air went out of the excitement of that motion.

Motion to provide banana shaped red pills. Or blue pills. Whichever one it is, to the Star Chamber. passes by SONG!

BING! Meeting adjourned, 66.6 Ksec SST.

Respectfully submitted,
Christian Ternus, Onseck