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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, MONTH DAY, 2008

MITSFS meeting called to order, 61.2 Ksec SST, Ekaterina Kuznetsova, President and Skinner, presiding; Christian Ternus, Onseck, recording.

Minutes read.

Any of the motions, some of which are to reread the silence, pass.



Committee Reports

Star Chamber

Inventory will be happening tomorrow! If you are a keyholder or a prentice, you should show up.

The library will closed during Inventory.


Trojan finished processing the Cohen donation at 5 AM last night.

There's a Trojan donation FAQ going up soon.

Motion that the Society give a simultaneous ``mmmm'' of skepticism passes 9-3-''mmm'' plus Spehn.


Margaret did about 50 of the remaining 175 sheets.

Sold! To Old Business.


Old Business

Old Business never pays. We tried to send some collectors after it, but they decided it was too old.

Winter Break ended. We didn't have meetings for two weeks.

Motion to change the name of ``Old Business'' to ``Crime''.

If you're going to run away to somewhere, why would you run away to the Ukraine?

KR: ``Kate, you now have access.''
ESK: ``To... the Ukraine?''
KR: ``Well, probably.''


New Business

We don't have a debate, we're a dictatorship.

We have a new prentice!


Future Business

The suffering of Libcomm is never-ending.

All in favor of exactly one of the motions?

Exactly one of the banana motions pass. ``Take that, Spehn! I have Skinnerial power!''

BING! Meeting adjourned, 66.6 Ksec SST.

Respectfully submitted,
Christian Ternus, Onseck