MIT Science Fiction Society
84 Massachusetts Avenue
Cambridge, MA 02139
MITSFS Meeting Minutes
Friday, February 6, 2009
MITSFS meeting called to order, 61.2 Ksec SST, Ekaterina Kuznetsova, President and Skinner, presiding; Christian Ternus, Onseck, recording.
Under no circumstances whatsoever will I be doing a matrix motion for you people.
I am not going to make the Onseck do a matrix vote.
``Why are the minutes inaccurate?''
``Because I wrote them that way!''
``The minutes are always right!''
Various non-matrix motions chicken.
``You don't need to kill people to get blood, haven't you seen Buffy?''
``I've already had my brain eviscerated!''
``We want discriminate violence!''
``I'm going to channel Kevin very loudly.''
``Still no word from NESFA, despite them claiming they'd get word to us about the money after their meeting on Feb 1 (and despite my poking). If I don't hear from them soon, I'll corner their president at Boskone.''
``Is there interest in Friday SF showings?'' ``Yes.''
``Are you interested in selling things at Boskone?''
``We should insert a student into the ASA.''
``Good luck with that!''
``I want to be a minion.''
``Great! Apply to be on the ASA!''
``I want a couch!''
``We have a couch! See, it's right there! Under the boxes!''
``We have a prentice! The prentice did work! That one, over there!''
``I'm glad I remembered this before it was last week.''
``All in favor? Skinnerial decree. Pass. I'm too lazy.''
``Signing up for hours makes you a better person!''
``I'll sign up for hours!''
``I smile! I'm friendly!''
``Ignore the brains!''
``You need to poke people who owe you money a little more vigorously.''
``Oh. Yeah. Karl, you owe us money.''
``The Student Society of Physics Students? You guys need to talk to the Society of English Majors.''
``Lord help us all, I hope they get back to me soon.''
``Oh, oh, oh, Committee Reports!''
``It's official, OK? Move on.''
``That groundhog was a lying bastard.''
``Burn him! Burn!''
``How does he talk back?''
``He writes letters!''
``I want to Albanian the universe.''
``I don't think that works.''
``It worked for Albania!''
``Second the motion!''
``Oh whatever, you're asleep like a groundhog. Motion fails.''
``I passed 18.06!''
``I think we're obliged to have a matrix vote!''
``NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LAAAA.''
``There was a new Trek trailer. It was good. It was during the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl is a game ...''
``Term started! It's kind of like Blood Bowl!''
``Unusual repetition of the usual motion!''
``ONSECK HAS NO CALCULATOR AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...''
``I guess all motions chicken. I guess we're still here.''
``Motion to gag the Onseck with a banana!''
``... Ow!! This doesn't actually fit in my mouth!''
``Motion to export the minutes to Bananamax passes because it was better.''
Meeting adjourned, 66.6 Ksec SST.